Thursday, 22 October 2009

Send More Paramedics

I’ve been in the Town Shop for a while yet and the one thing I haven’t gotten used to is the early openings. Ok, so 9:00 is technically a perfectly normal time for a shop to open, but lets be honest here - who really wants to be up at such an unholy hour? Seriously? I’m just not a morning person. The thought of dragging my carcass out of bed at 7:00 fills me with dread. I have reached the stage where one cup of coffee is not enough to kick start me, if you can class it as kick starting. Herbert West might have more luck getting me going than a cup of joe, less kick starting and more like re-animating. Gimmie three cups of strong black coffee and a can of redbull and maybe then I’ll stop shambling around the shop like a stray zombie from Resident Evil (the game not those awful movies).
While we’re at it I demand a cooked breakfast! A full English with lashings of hash browns, black pud and buttered toast, the pancakes with maple syrup and bacon! Omnomnom!

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